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AWKWARDPOTTER: Stalking Draco by Buuya AWKWARDPOTTER: Stalking Draco by Buuya
Saw HBP last night. Was disappointed by the lack of Neville... Lupin... Percy... Bill... Tonks... well, all of my favorites. But, Draco became a sexy anorexic mod-kid and the Twins are clearly too awesome for words so I will sum them up with 'xbauidg;uqdgxivyHYJVYHJBGL.IHK', etcetera.

Also, Jim Broadbent is just, um, fantastic. I mean, I haaated Slughorn in the books, but Jim made me LOVE him to bits. Holy goodness.

One thing that my sister pointed out was Harry's, er, tendency to stalk Draco. I mean, he did have reasons to be suspicious, and little Mr. Malfoy and his family certainly didn't have a great track record, but still. Harry just loves to eavesdrop, doesn't he? I imagine he Twitters like a squirrel on cocaine, too.*

* (... ?)

There were many awkward moments in HBP, in fact! Ahh, just like high school.

For SERIOUS, they only give us Neville in a drink-serving scene?? FOR SHAME MOVIE, FOR SHAME.

Ahem. Sorry about that.

Quickly churned-out comic for your potential enjoyment! Potentially enjoy!
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:iconrachelgreens:
rachelgreens Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
Hilarious. Harry looks like John Oliver in the first panel.
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Kaytlynn101 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
i love this so much...
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GokuMartin Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
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RealityHater Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist
AHAHAHAH I CANT. I laughed reading this, Brilliant !
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Cremebunny Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG WHAT IS AIR.
holy shit i cant stop laughing.
omg this is so canon!
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mudstained Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is awesome. Poor Draco.
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Jynxpixie Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I completely agree with you - especially about Neville and Jim Broadbent xDDD And your comic, especially Harry face! :laughing: And then at the end how he uses both his and Hermione's way of talking. And what you said about Neville reminded me of this thing I read on livejournal so I thought I'd share it with you. :3

[So Hermione takes Beef McAbcrunch because she's pissed at Ron and Harry takes Luna because Luna is awesome, and anyone who is not Ron Weasley anyone is there at the biggest party of the year.]

HARRY: Neville, what are you doing?

NEVILLE: Well, Professor Slughorn said... if I wanted any screentime in the movie at all... I could serve drinks at his party.

HARRY: Oh, Neville.

[However, it's a very productive evening for Harry, who helps Hermione escape Buff McSmarmalots, gets Hunk McTouchyfeel to throw up on Snape's shoes, sees a Malfoy thrown out for gatecrashing, and eavesdrop-confirms that Snape and Malfoy are up to something.]
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Pheonix-Of-The-West Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I cracked up at GRANOLA.

GRANOLA FOR EVERY ONE.

So basically I wuved it. :iconcutiepieplz:
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0EmzChan0 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yogurt FTW
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sophiafreak7797 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
if i were draco i'd be fricken scared to death XD
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PandaGurlie Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOl yogurt! OMG Me and ma sis laughed so hard! And all we did was read tha title. I basically started chocking and crying when actually reading it!
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CornMuffinDoodles Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
AAWWWWWW Poor Draco and his yogurt...
...makes me want yogurt now. :P
TO WALMART! *flies away*
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moonroseofriverclan Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Student
aw draco! love his yoghurty granola happiness!
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Spindelsylt Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2011
Hahaha that is just awesome xD My sympathy with poor Malfoy!
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Tonks-Lupin Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011  Student
XD laughed soooooo hard
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theorangecrow Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:icontoshiroxichigoxlover:
Haha luv it but i do fell a bit sorry for draco xxx
cooleys
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ViolinistNotAFiddler Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011
Hilarious!! ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
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hippiegeek Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011
*giggles* Most amusing.
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saknett Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
laughed so hard with the granola <3
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DrButterfly-TheCHAOS Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha awesome!!x''D
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EmokoX Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011  Student
You are an idiot!*slaps back of you're head*
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IvoryTears Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011
:giggle:
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WithABucketOfPencils Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, hilarious!
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SwiftStarLight Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Malfoy's a mac user.... this explains a lot, actually.
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iDream-Chan Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011
Lol'd so hard i think the Russians heard me...
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Shopaholic98 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
yummy yogurt
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Thornita15 Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
I love this!
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TheDemonsThatTemptMe Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: Love it!
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laikannawolf Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2011
I know, in Hbp Harry was a total stalker...that was what kind of made me not like him...."going through Malfoy's garbage....found clump of hair in brush. Add to my collection." Bwahaha I was cracking up
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sinclairchap Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011  Student Photographer
I got to the second last panel and cracked! I was laughing SO hard it was hard to breathe!
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MyLadyMalfoy Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2011
I love it! harry has always been obsessed with stalking Draco and proving him guilty of just about everything that goes wrong at Hogwarts! lol
but really when you boil it down Harry and Draco are not all that different, just their motivation for doing things is very different, well except on the topic of family, then their copies, theyd both kill people to defend their fam and its good name (or bad name if we're talkin malfoys) lol
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Estradoll Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
Malfoy eating yogurt makes this amazing.
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ravenspur Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
You are a genius!

Thumbs up! XD
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Kaytlynn101 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2011
ha ha! i love the second to last one...*breath, breath breath* ha ha! good job.
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wobbler1957 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
I'm snickering quietly to myself in a very Snapeian way...

Harry is a little stalker boy, isn't he... paranoid delusional brat...
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VanillaLovexx Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010
Granola is so evil >:D




OMG BLOOD SPURTZ LOLZ!
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Luna-Lovegood62 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010
OMG!!! I HATE GRANOLA!!!!! It's evil. I nearly choked on it at age 10. :(
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jadedbabyblues Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010
Hahaha. This kind of reminds me of all the times, Harry has been suspicious of people...
The first book was Snape where he kept thinking Snape was trying to steal the Philosopher's Stone!
And the second one when he just kept thinking it was Draco who was the heir of Slytherin.
This one is really funny and rather cute as well!
Lol at Draco's adorable face as he's enjoying his yogurt with granola in it.
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Wolvesmaycry Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
ah! dont forget the lack of lucius!!! (sorrz....)
*fanboy moment*
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Wolvesmaycry Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
in the new one (sorrz agen)...
^_^
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Mushroom-Dancer Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010
love Harry's face. it's priceless.
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YerSuchAGirl Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Sexy anorexic mod kid.
With a turtleneck.
Unf.
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kiwis-ghoul Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thaha this is just awesome. :D
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Tiana-Sand-Princess Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010  Student
thats awesome lol
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Fruity-the-Great Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010
This makes me want to create a side comic of this where Draco really was planning something vile with his granola yogurt!
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AmericanAnaconda Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010  Student General Artist
LOVE THIS! It's Awesome. I love the 2nd panel. And I would so follow Bellatrix on Twitter. :D
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SkylarSynclaire Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010
I lol'd. The 6th book/movie was indeed very awkward but not unpleasant as Draco is my favorite character XD I was a bit concerned for Harry's unhealthy obsession with him though...man needs to get laid and stop thinking about potential Death Eaters.
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Marianne-Blacklands Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL :heart: :+fav:
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