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Rusty nail bat... the greatest gift of all. Screw 'love.'
So:
1) Throughout the duration of Deviantdead, there have been a few people who wanted a 'sexy Simon' picture. This, however, is an oxymoron. Anyway, this is about as HAWT as the poor bastard gets.
2) If you are cold, then PUT ON SOME PANTS.
3) Of all the horrific things that a zombie apocalypse entails, not having clean underwear must be one of the worst. LIKE FOR SERIOUS GAIS. Imagine you find a nice safe house, raid the cupboards for some pudding cups and oxo cubes and batteries, and then realize that the past occupant had the same bra size as you. It would be a glorious find, no?
4) I had originally planned to have a side comic inbetween rounds 4 and 5, with Saby's 'Quebecois hipster' brother,
Harry, trying to figure out what the hell was happening in the city, and going a lil' bit nutty because of it. Guess that didn't happen, oh well.
...
YEAH.
Our lovely zombie lady today is
. Awesome hair!
Stock:
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(To be frank, not a lot of hipsters in Shawville my dear ...)
Ahaha, I kind of assumed as much