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Pokemon Breeding 101 by Buuya Pokemon Breeding 101 by Buuya
Does anyone else feel weird about forcing their Pokemon to breed with a Ditto?! I mean, I'm sure they try to explain it in some 'acceptable' way, like Ditto watches the male Pokemon in the shower and then copies his form in its hermaphroditic parts (or something like that), but STILL. :slow: I know they can mate with female pokemon too, but it feels like something you shouldn't do unless absolutely mandatory.

There's something kind of disturbing about Pokemon breeding in general, like how Skitty and Wailord can get jiggy and make babies. (... Do whales and kittens do the nasty in real life? No, because it would result in DEATH, or at least one piiiiiiissed cat.)

OH... uh, 'Ninetails' is the nickname of this ninetales, apparently. TOTALLY on purpose. Named after the whip, you see. *cough*

Um, that is all.

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:icondeveintdragon13:
deveintdragon13 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Student General Artist
Ha poor guy
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:iconoblivionsereph:
OblivionSereph Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh the horrors
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:iconjabber-wock:
Jabber-Wock Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
One theory is that the two literally just cuddle for a bit and then *poof* the egg appears out of thin air. It makes the least sense, which is why I like it.
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InuAshi86 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, thanks for this XD 
I'd never really thought about it that way haha
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:iconmattchan:
mattchan Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol!
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:iconcheybacka:
Cheybacka Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG I loved this I want more comics like dis xD
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:iconchillypeper:
chillypeper Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013
no one seems to notice it can change into that pokemon instead of still being ditto
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:iconchibi-suicune:
chibi-suicune Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014   Digital Artist
i know right..
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:iconcaitwolf:
Caitwolf Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
Haha
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:iconobsidiandovah:
Obsidiandovah Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
Insta fave right there!
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:iconcarameja:
Carameja Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao::lmao: No waaaaaay XD
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Xx-DeeStrike-xX Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Student General Artist
This is why i waste time in castelia park in white 2 catching eevees for frostbite to breed with instead of using ditto unless i want a baby male only pokemon like throh.
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Xx-DeeStrike-xX Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Student General Artist
I take that back
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Xx-DeeStrike-xX Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Student General Artist
I bred it with moonlight the umbreon,sunshine the espeon,click the pinsir,arthur the lucario,troller the shedinja,francis the scrafty,and those are just a hundredth of the pokemon i bred it with,so my dittos a whore.
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SHADOWSHAUN200 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
that poor umbreon....lol XD
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SB64 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
lol
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:iconchibi-suicune:
chibi-suicune Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013   Digital Artist
thayts why i NEVER let my pokemon breed with ditto...
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:iconsilver-moonwolf:
silver-moonwolf Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012  Student General Artist
XD I love the facial expressions in panel 2!!!!! X3
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ksavvyx3 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor, poor little umbreon...now I feel horrible for subjecting all of my pokemon of the past to the ditto. D: I'm soooorry!! Awesome comic though. XD
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winterwolfwriter Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is so funny XD
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:iconlegenddude69:
legenddude69 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
This is really funny and awesome really love it good job also really love the style.
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:iconme-is-kohaku:
Me-is-kohaku Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
ditto is the prostitute of the pokemon world. =)
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:iconglaceongirl12345:
GlaceonGirl12345 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Student Artist
Poor Evil Umbreon... I feel so bad now *sniff*
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:iconblutmalerei:
Blutmalerei Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
UGH!!!!!!!!!! poor Umbreon!
:shocked: :pissedoff:
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GreatuWol Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011
I have bred ditto with every single possible pokemon that will breed with it. I feel sorry for the poor thing. Great pic!
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TheLOAD Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011
Maybe the ditto turns into the female of that pokemon...
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annettelee123 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011  Professional General Artist
can u keep going on this and if u do... can u send me the link
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:iconmewmewmyoo:
Mewmewmyoo Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Dittos must be super smooth talkers. Well, or they could just mimic the other pokemon, but that would feel awkwardly... twincest. o3o
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:iconcirl:
Cirl Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Luul
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:iconakira-mizuki:
Akira-Mizuki Featured By Owner May 14, 2011  Student General Artist
HSOWA. Totally. XD
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Drums-with-Au-Heart Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Student Artisan Crafter
:XD: like when you bread a horse and a donkey you get a mule,but the mule isn't sexualy viable :XD:
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knight22 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2011
You're not the only one who has had those issues with breeding...

There's also "IV Breeding." Apparently, when breeding, the child will (yes, "will") inherit some special DNA-like values from the parents, which are known as Individual Values. By setting the proper conditions, you will be able to breed a Pokémon with optimal IVs in some of its stats.

Now, with certain possible/legal methods, a breeder would end up forcing the parents to create lots of eggs. And then, out of those eggs, you will have to pick the best ones. What happens to the rest of the eggs? *DUN DUN DUN*
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Eeveelutions-Leafeon Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i have like 30 ditto, i wanna see if i can name them all...
UMYBITCH, trollface, dinkle, rawr, derp, raper, rapist, dixie, and RapeFace.

:D go inappropriate names!
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Roxileeanderson Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
well, thats interesting, because in my game, when you ask for a pokemon back from a daycare lady, she will say do you want your "pokemons NICKNAME" back, SO if you ever put it in the daycare and ask to take it back, shell ask you if you want your rapist back. i once named my pokemon "son" just for kicks, because after she asks you if you want it back, she gives you a price for it too :)
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Eeveelutions-Leafeon Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...what game do you HAVE
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:iconroxileeanderson:
Roxileeanderson Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
soul.silver...:)
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:iconeeveelutions-leafeon:
Eeveelutions-Leafeon Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I ws talking about black, but i have diamond and heartgold,too. >:.D
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MaureenRide101 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011
i feel bad for breeding pokemon with my ditto now..... but if i have only one its the only way to breed it :(
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:iconmymelo:
mymelo Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2011  Student General Artist
Now I feel Like a person that encourages pokerape :noes:
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mymelo Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2011  Student General Artist
now i feel like a person that encourages rape XD

Dito + anything = PokeRAPE

I allways name my Dittos names like Pat or Alex, because it goes both genders with the names Pat = Patricia and Patrick While Alex = Alexander and Alexus
ah wonderful boy/girl names.


I also named one 'The Todd' as in The Todd from Scrubs. XD
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Cane-McKeyton Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And of course I'm one of those people who named their ditto "Sex Slave"
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:icondeveintdragon13:
deveintdragon13 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Student General Artist
Scrub get over ther i want another glaceon
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:iconbuuya:
Buuya Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2011   Digital Artist
:clap: :lol:
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VivamusDraconem Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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narutard45671 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2011
Oh Ditto, you old love machine, you!
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x-xHoratiox-x Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2011
The ditto XD
Oh man . . . I never feel bad about forcing my pokemon to breed with a Ditto haha
I want a shiny Eevee damn it!
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TheLovelyVocal Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah... I kinda feel bad about forcing pokemon to breed with Ditto. Luckily, about half my pokemon are female!
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CalicoGoldfish Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Raepface = Ditto.
Almost never use the Ditto...I like breeding for power.
Poor Umbreon...maybe next time :hug:
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YinYangLotus Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011
Waitl... I thought breeding with ditto as the 'mother', your egg would be a ditto too?
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cybershadowmoon Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, only if you put two ditto in the shelter (whuteva that place is called) you will get a ditto from the egg as well, cuz Ditto is "special"...
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