WTF Friday: Beauty Sleep

And now, for a bit of "math"

WTF Friday + Royal Wedding Day=

ROYALLY FUCKED FRIDAY



People always bitch about the whole 'Disney Princess' thing. They complain that it warps young girls into having grossly unrealistic expectations, etc etc. Honestly, though? Let the kids have their fun. Take Sleeping Beauty...

If Sleeping Beauty was a more realistic lady, she would have woken with a killer curse-hangover, bristly legs, obvious roots, and a head so groggy and gross that she woulda slapped that pervert for his attempted date rape. No amount of coffee could clear your head after a spell-bender that intense, a black-out that long. Bitch would've slapped those damn singing birds and told them to shut up and GTFO.

Wow, I'm relating to her better already :0

(Ahahaha sorry for the anatomy issues, but please note that not a single fuck was given about the chair and table. Not one.)


(and yes, I watched part of the wedding, and it was kind of adorable. And yes, there are horrible things in the world that demand much, much more coverage than it, but hey, that doesn't stop people from overdosing on the Superbowl, does it? Also, Kate's dress was hot. The end.)


tl;dr :3