Oh HEY HEY HEY, it's WTF FRIDAY!
WHAT THE FUCKING VALENTINES-DAY!
It's probably Friday somewhere.
Anyway, this horrific abomination exists because the internet asked for it: [link]
You folks are horribly warped... I like you.
Jynx is one of the most disturbing pocket monsters of them all. A lusty, devious broad who won't take no for an answer, her whole shtick involves attracting men with artificial pheromones, then slipping a little 'lovely kiss' in their drink when they're focused on her cleavage.
...Then they go to sleep
, and she slaps/licks
them into a coma.
I always imagined Jynx as that washed-out woman in leopard print chatting up the younguns' at a meat-market club. Or Ursula. OR BOTH.
Oh Mewtwo, honey, it ain't your fault. That bitch just knows all the moves.
OH YEAH this is for a contest over here!: [link]