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Hey, so it just happens to be
to be
WTF FRIDAYYY

:iconwtfisthisplz:

Running off to go see an outdoor screening of Caddyshack in a few (is there anything classier?), so just a quick doodle. Ah, quality gradient backgrounds.

Okay, so let's take a moment to talk about Normal-type Pokemon. 'Normal?' Really? That's the best they could come up with? 'Normal' makes ya sound like the fucking Hufflepuffs of the Pocket Monster world, okay? And seriously, is it really the most fitting word? I mean, just look at the 'normals'...

There's an obese, blobbish cat head that sings its enemies to sleep and slaps them until they bleed internally. What about the baby fox that trainers expose to radioactive metals, to mutate in horrible ways? Or the skeezy raccoon that picks up drugs off the side of the road for its trainer (seriously? You're just going to give that Carbos your Zigzagoon found in a ditch next to a dead Machop and a pile of syringes to your pokemon?)

What about the cat that batters your pokemon until it bleeds money (or whatever the fuck is happening there, I never quite figured it out.) Or the podgy pink dinosaur that licks your pokemon until saliva-transmited toxins cause brain damage and paralysis? Or the faceless hermaphrodite blob that shifts its form just to fuck other pokemon, and leave them impregnated? Or the virtual reality pokemon (somehow that reaaally seems just a bust, a waste of 9 grand, ya know?), that gives ya seizures? Do I even need to mention the tumour-faced beaver?

Zangoose is boss, though :slow:


...That is all.
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~IchigoK63 May 3, 2013
[link] so they have this picture posted but not to the right source. thought you might want to know maybe. cause i saw it and knew it was your right away.
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:icontonyyx:
~Tonyyx Apr 6, 2013
It's pikachU is fault NOT PORYGON THAT CAUSES SEIZURE!




DO NOT REPLY
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:iconmysterymanbob:
=MysteryManBob Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
those floppy man nipples gaze into my soul.
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:icondscapades:
~Dscapades Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
JIGGLAY!
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:iconmangasockattack:
=mangasockattack Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*snort* Very nice~
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:iconitsmechrista:
~itsmechrista Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
sweeeet!
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:iconblackdeadsun:
!blackdeadsun Feb 2, 2012
I
Can't
Breath

so hard not to laugh
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:iconep1cshad0w:
~Ep1cShad0w Jan 12, 2012
:iconarceusplz::iconsaysplz:Bashing on normal types eh? Well I'll be sure to send every one of your pokemon to hell except for your Zangoose who will be going to super hell.
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!KatelyntehFluffy Nov 1, 2011  Student Filmographer
:iconwtfisthisplz:
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~Quick-Step Sep 20, 2011  Hobbyist
Fffffffff--ckn uuuugly man... D8 I think my insides died... however I mean that in the best way possible because the art is wicked awesome... but man... i never realized how detestable that little ball of peptobismal fat could really be...
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