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WTF Friday: Silly Rabbit

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Hey hey hey
heyyyy
it's

WTF FRIDAYYY
:iconwtfisthisplz:

Do you know what you should do?

GIVE THAT FUCKING RABBIT SOME TRIX CEREAL.
GIVE HIM THAT FUCKING CEREAL NOW.
LET HIM TASTE ITS SUGARY MEDIOCRITY, ITS MIDDLING FLAVOUR, AND LET THE NEUROTIC BASTARD GET ON WITH HIS LIFE.

God, this used to piss me off. What's with all of the sadistic sociopaths populating children's cereal commercials?? When is Fred gonna snap, and bash Barney's skull in for some Fruity Pebbles?!?! When is Sonny going to stop hanging out with such devious enablers?!?

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GIVE THAT RABBIT SOME GODDAMN CEREAL?!

Are they conditioning children for the harsh realities of life... that sometimes, no matter how desperately we long for something, the world is fickle and cruel? That suffering is an unending truth of the universe? Or are they teaching children that the Trix Rabbit needs to stop demanding government handouts, and must pay into a consumer culture if we wants to buy some happiness?!?!

Maybe Trix Rabbit was just some sort of karmic backlash; those pesky kids never caught Lucky, and someone needed to suffer on the mascot end.

There was always something vaguely unsettling about the prejudice placed on Trix Rabbit. Like he could never move up in the world, or in the eyes of others.

It's okay, Mr. Rabbit. My parents only ever bought Cheerios and bran flakes. Still, I don't think you were missing out on too much.
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I heard the rabbit is going to make a crass action suit against the company that makes Trix.


The rabbit could try fruity cheerios.


I remember eating something called wheatabix as a kid, it was a brick of wheat, but if you buried it under several metric tons of sugar it was alright. Of course, my father would give me stinkeye if he saw me use all of that sugar.


Kudos.