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If you haven’t watched the Lost season 4 finale, and would rather have a hot iron stabbed into your brain than hear anything that may spoil the deliciousness, this is a warning to RUN AWAY NOW. Massive huge hunks of plot revelations ahead! You do have a head start, as the next several lines are going to be incoherent fangeeky gushing.

*ahem*



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SOOOOOOOOOO OMG
SOOOOOOOOOO WTF OMG ROFLOL
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AND YES!

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So, to sum it up: they did not disappoint

There were several ‘dude!’ moments (I can only describe it, using sufficiently geeky references, as the ‘!’ that appears above a trainer’s head when they spot you in Pokémon.) Lots to chew on for the following, oh, eight months or so. Aestivation would be a fantastic option if work was not mandatory.

How about that ‘frozen donkey wheel’ ACTUALLY being, um, a frozen donkey wheel? (okay, technically it was a dharmacakra but ‘frozen dharmacakra’ doesn’t have the same hilarious ring to it.) I honestly didn’t expect that, but that’s why it’s such an interesting show. Extreme subtly mixed in with extreme literalness. Makes one wish there has actually been a snake in a mailbox, rearing to snap at eyemakeup-Kate. The wheel almost gave the impression of a ship; requires steering. The frozen donkey wheel scene (if it can be called that without seeming too ridiculous) was oddly touching. Ben’s obvious emotion, having the leave the island forever... the goodbye with John, the ‘ passing on’ of the torch, the failing at physical labour... oh, and, of course, the Island disappearing. Zap.

You gotta appreciate Jack’s hilarious denying that Locke moved the Island. Thank god Hurley put him in his place.

So, those who escaped all have a role to play, and must return. Together. Does this include Desmond, and Walt? Oh, Walt. At least they can play off the fact that he is a massive, deep voiced young man by the fact that a few years have passed.

I’m thinking that next season will have a lot of off-island screen time. The oceanic six, seemingly aligned with Ben now, and, well, that brings us to...

Locke. Locke, most popular kid among the Others. Locke, mister heavy-makeup corpse in the strangely short coffin. Holy shit.

They kept leaning towards the ‘its BEN!’ mentality, which worried me... but the fact that Ben told Jack that they had to bring Locke back makes one think that he’ll be zombietastic soon enough. Check out the false endings they shot- [link]

Speaking of that final scene, didn’t Ben look sufficiently Christopher Walken-like, and Burtonesque? He looked like a character from Sleepy Hollow I was very pleased. Random tangent- Burton and Emerson need to work together, if only for aesthetic reasons. C’mon, pointy chins!

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Now, back to the “ Pokémon trainer ‘!’ moments”: Mile’s comment made a shiver go down my spine. Mister ‘I talk to dead people’ telling Charlotte that she’s been to the Island before seemed a rather significant point. My first inclination was to go the reincarnation route; people come to the island for a reason, because they HAVE been there before. Or, perhaps she is just a Dharma/Others kid? I like the first option Maybe it’s just all the Sailor Moon mentality that nibbles into so many things, and the fact that ‘being chosen’ and ‘destiny’ seem to be prevelant themes in the show.

It just seems important that he mentioned it. That’s all I’m saying.

Locke (or, is that Bentham?) seems to be keeping busy off-Island. What will the next season bring? I wonder how he’ll function as leader of the Others. It’ll be a different vibe than Ben, and the frequent references to bad shit going down on the Island, as well as Locke’s “suicide” (by Widmore? Or another, powerful source?) make it sound like a rocky road ahead.

Who does Sun blame for Jin’s death? It originally seems like Ben (especially with her aligning with Widmore, and comments about not ‘being the only one to get off the island’, and, of course, that it IS very much Ben’s fault.) Jack, however, says that Sun blames him for her husband’s passing (that is, if he even died at all. I still have hope for him, what with Daniel’s boat out there and the fact that he is just awesome enough to survive an explosion.)

Desmond x Penny. Oh, very touching moment. Watery eyes from this cynic, even. I thought they would drag this out more, but what with Ben’s promise to kill the latter, I suppose they had to jump on it quickly.

Total Twin Peaks moment with Kate: a backwards talking telephone call, which sounded just a little like Christian. Very creepy stuff. Oh, and the dream/vision of Claire threatening her not to take “him” back to the Island was pretty intense.

What will become of Faraday, and the zodiac full of people? No freighter, no island... but his character is supposedly to be featured more prominently in the next season, so no doubt there’s a wormhole of convenience.

Ben runs like a girl, but the overkill of Keamy made up for it. Badarse.

The comment about Richard and Ben being boyfriends was slightly, um, distracting

How about that obvious fanservice moment of Baywatchesque Sawyer? Oh, and what did he whisper to Kate? Shady past or not, Sawyer is a genuine guy.

Juliet didn’t die! Crack out the champagne.

Michael

Seeing Christian as a more prominent (albeit, mysterious) figure is exciting. What, oh what, is his connection to Jacob? Or, is he part of Jacob? Simply one form of a complex entity, or a messenger?

Kate won a few points is my eyes when she smacked Rob Zombie Jackface. You gotta admit, that was a great moment.

I’m excited to learn more about Locke’s shift to Bentham, who is ‘watching’ the oceanic six, who works with who and who trusts who, and what, oh what, will befall those left on the island. You know Bernard and Rose will safe the day, ride away on a polar bear and have their own spin-off.

So much more to talk about, but mind = soup. Expect art


Your thoughts? Theories? Crackpotishness? Or, simply fan gushing, bashing, ranting or television humping?

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