LOST: The Plan

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Well, okay, you know there's more to Ben's 'LOOK AT ME!' plan than just getting pistol whipped. That poor man is awful good at taking a blow by now. Still, what with that devious look in his eyes, weren't you expecting him to pull out a secret controller that exploded the chip in Keamy's brain, or bellow out a polar bear attack call, or, um, well, you get the point

It's better than Jack's plan- bleed all over the jungle while disregarding Juliet's sound advice (and sexiness.) Better not go in any water, or Ezra James will be all over his ass.

Locke has to make it to the secret elevator! I hope it doesn't get stuck. That would be embarassing. Wtf is Hurley gonna do in the meantime, other than munch on surprisingly edible old crackers?

Parts 2+3 of the finale are going to be craaaaaaazy. Or, at least, we can hope

(When is LOST not unstable and twitchy?)

IS IT NEXT THURSDAY YET?!?!

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